Diary of a Pilipino
Date
February 2002
Writer
Jaymar Cabebe
Director
Francis Lansang & Abraham Cajudo
Cast
Jaymar Cabebe, Joseph Valenzuela, & JCVD
Budget
0
Notes
One of the very first sketches we ever created. Although his name isn’t explicitly revealed in this sketch, this is the official debut of the character, Terry Maddox.
This sketch was 100% improvised and actually about 7 minutes longer than is seen here. Unfortunately it had to be cut up to fit within the run-time that we were allotted and the extra footage will never be seen again. Music by Jaymar.

November 4, 2006 at 8:39 pm |
that shit is dope as helllll
November 5, 2006 at 3:25 am |
haha fucking hilarious
November 9, 2006 at 8:11 pm |
I love how you caught the essence of b-ball, flip style!! Love your site! cheers!
November 18, 2006 at 11:22 pm |
hahahahahaha…
b-ball in chinellas
November 23, 2006 at 8:45 am |
HOLY CRAP MAN!
lol
November 23, 2006 at 3:57 pm |
I DID A KIND OF REINACTMENT OF THE BASKETBALL APRT IN ONE OF MY SKETCHES LMAO.. FUNNY STUFF
November 25, 2006 at 11:25 pm |
I USE CHINELLAS TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND BASKET BALL GIVES ME AIR BUT ITS TOO LOUD THO AND I HAB 3 BUTTONS ON MY CHAIR!
December 1, 2006 at 7:30 am |
hahaha you shud make a video podcast in iTunes! haha email me when u do..
December 2, 2006 at 11:51 pm |
BUTTONS BABY!!! =P
December 5, 2006 at 10:23 am |
This is hilarious
December 11, 2006 at 9:43 pm |
Dis is hella funny man!!!! Pinoy Rox!!
December 14, 2006 at 8:12 pm |
LOVE Terry. Hilarious.
December 15, 2006 at 7:38 pm |
Holy CRAP man! this is HELLA funny! no matter how many times i watch this..i NEVER get sick of it! I LOVE TERRY!!…and JCVD too =P lol i wanna see the rest of it!
December 17, 2006 at 3:26 pm |
HAHAHahaha o man all the milpitas folks out there TWO BUTTONS BABY woo ..we love you guys we wroship you Jaymar Cabebe and Joseph Valenzuela this is one of my favrite videos u guys made =)
December 18, 2006 at 7:07 pm |
I like your little “acting” scene where you were talking about the sugar canes. I did come from the Philippines too and really influenced me because if my parents didn’t do those hard work I wont be here thanks for reminding me the main reason im here. My friends too that were born here (Filipinos) also found out about how their parents and grandparents work had to come here. You website isnt only funny is eduacational o.0 (First time I said this) You sound like my dad when he speaks english!
December 24, 2006 at 1:02 pm |
HAHAH!! sheyatt, man! I love the ” you think you know” throw aways and the chinilas..too funny, brah! check this flim I wrote. It played across canadian tv this year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZIaFogqNXA&mode=related&search=
December 28, 2006 at 1:13 am |
HAAH “WHY IS IT SO DARK?” MAYN I LOVE THIS. YEA SERIOUSLEE HOLY CRAP! HAHA I LOVE IT =)
December 28, 2006 at 2:56 pm |
haha…he reminds me of my dad….when he is talking about money doesn’t grow in plants!
December 29, 2006 at 12:54 pm |
holy crap
i love it
i also love the FOBness XD
January 2, 2007 at 1:59 am |
you should post up the extra footage, yeh?
January 3, 2007 at 8:02 am |
magaling! hehe holy crap!
January 7, 2007 at 5:24 am |
You guys are great! You have to come to Hawaii. There are a lot of filipinos here, so people will definately go to your shows! Please come to HI.
January 10, 2007 at 3:01 pm |
If ur filipino throw it up!
January 15, 2007 at 12:44 am |
Holy crap man, this was the shyt!! i liked the basketball dunk thingy lmao that was hialrious and then that streetfighter…shoot forward lmAo. lol Nice Vid, nicely done.
February 17, 2007 at 12:36 am |
HOLY CRAP MAN!!!
HOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY CCCCRRRRRAAAAAPPPPP MMMMMAAAAAYYYYNNNNEEEE
….HOY JAYMAR PUNTA SA CANDADA, KASI FUNNY KA….AND YOU SHOULD GET FAMOUS YA NA MEAN LIKE MTV LOL
you think you know but you porgot
February 22, 2007 at 3:00 pm |
HOLY CRAP MAN
March 8, 2007 at 8:46 pm |
we dont speak tagalog hear
March 14, 2007 at 7:33 pm |
BATTONS BAABEE TWO BAATONS!! LMFAO
March 16, 2007 at 6:25 pm |
That was the BEST!!
I luv it!!
great job
April 4, 2007 at 3:57 pm |
You think you know how your father’s wife’s sister’s uncle Rolando Jones told your brothers roommate’s roommate that he doesn’t have any inklings of any ideas of my intentions towards the gentleman to whom I was talking, but you have no idea.
You know, it IS very hard to make a libing here!
April 14, 2007 at 8:29 pm |
hahah heyy did you used to be FOB or sumthing ? cuz ur accent is like perfect !! haha ii love this vid of u guys
April 18, 2007 at 7:55 pm |
Holy Crap man! hahah my physics teacher is filipino and he sounds the same. awesome job man, im not hating or anything, its just hella funny.
April 30, 2007 at 3:00 am |
mahal kita jaymar
ur sexy and very funny
msg me =D
May 16, 2007 at 7:05 pm |
LMAO jab, fierce, shoot forward, round house
June 6, 2007 at 8:49 pm |
FUCKING SEXY!
June 6, 2007 at 8:50 pm |
will you marry me
June 27, 2007 at 5:58 pm |
Hahaha~! Nakakatawa ‘to talaga! Good job!
August 18, 2007 at 3:42 pm |
ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha that was the funniest thing i ever saw and omigoshhhh i love uuuuu!!!!!
October 28, 2007 at 7:39 am |
lol thats hilarious ~!!!!!!!!!!!
November 13, 2007 at 9:49 pm |
HAHA lol u guys are funnt cause filipinos rock!
when terry was about to do the dunk it didnt show! it just
went to the sean wheere he was on it! LOL U R AWSOME!
Keep up the good work touchblue! Magaling kayo!
January 13, 2008 at 1:11 am |
On June 6, 2007 at 8:49 pm, Heidi saecho said
sexy. wait, how’s it sexy?
January 13, 2008 at 1:13 am |
lol. holy crap. u thought u did, but i don’t no… =p
May 13, 2008 at 9:44 am |
This was hillarious….my friends were right