Diary of a Pilipino

Date
February 2002

Writer
Jaymar Cabebe

Director
Francis Lansang & Abraham Cajudo

Cast
Jaymar Cabebe, Joseph Valenzuela, & JCVD

Budget
0

Notes
One of the very first sketches we ever created. Although his name isn’t explicitly revealed in this sketch, this is the official debut of the character, Terry Maddox.

This sketch was 100% improvised and actually about 7 minutes longer than is seen here. Unfortunately it had to be cut up to fit within the run-time that we were allotted and the extra footage will never be seen again. Music by Jaymar.

43 Responses to “Diary of a Pilipino”

  1. DIANA PANGANIBAN

    that shit is dope as helllll

  2. bov

    haha fucking hilarious

  3. aileen

    I love how you caught the essence of b-ball, flip style!! Love your site! cheers!

  4. Flippy

    hahahahahaha…
    b-ball in chinellas

  5. Jarold

    HOLY CRAP MAN!

    lol

  6. Noel A.K.A TH3XPR0ph3t

    I DID A KIND OF REINACTMENT OF THE BASKETBALL APRT IN ONE OF MY SKETCHES LMAO.. FUNNY STUFF

  7. pinoy a.k.a ADOBO MAKER

    I USE CHINELLAS TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND BASKET BALL GIVES ME AIR BUT ITS TOO LOUD THO AND I HAB 3 BUTTONS ON MY CHAIR!

  8. ramonito delos reyes

    hahaha you shud make a video podcast in iTunes! haha email me when u do..

  9. Calvin

    BUTTONS BABY!!! =P

  10. Raymond

    This is hilarious

  11. Morgan

    Dis is hella funny man!!!! Pinoy Rox!!

  12. J. Carla

    LOVE Terry. Hilarious.

  13. Rhena

    Holy CRAP man! this is HELLA funny! no matter how many times i watch this..i NEVER get sick of it! I LOVE TERRY!!…and JCVD too =P lol i wanna see the rest of it!

  14. RONALDM

    HAHAHahaha o man all the milpitas folks out there TWO BUTTONS BABY woo ..we love you guys we wroship you Jaymar Cabebe and Joseph Valenzuela this is one of my favrite videos u guys made =)

  15. Neil

    I like your little “acting” scene where you were talking about the sugar canes. I did come from the Philippines too and really influenced me because if my parents didn’t do those hard work I wont be here thanks for reminding me the main reason im here. My friends too that were born here (Filipinos) also found out about how their parents and grandparents work had to come here. You website isnt only funny is eduacational o.0 (First time I said this) You sound like my dad when he speaks english!

  16. ron josol

    HAHAH!! sheyatt, man! I love the ” you think you know” throw aways and the chinilas..too funny, brah! check this flim I wrote. It played across canadian tv this year.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZIaFogqNXA&mode=related&search=

  17. Jessica M

    HAAH “WHY IS IT SO DARK?” MAYN I LOVE THIS. YEA SERIOUSLEE HOLY CRAP! HAHA I LOVE IT =)

  18. charlen

    haha…he reminds me of my dad….when he is talking about money doesn’t grow in plants!

  19. kayvee

    holy crap
    i love it
    i also love the FOBness XD

  20. racheaaaal

    you should post up the extra footage, yeh? :)

  21. Marc

    magaling! hehe holy crap!

  22. Malina

    You guys are great! You have to come to Hawaii. There are a lot of filipinos here, so people will definately go to your shows! Please come to HI.

  23. Daren

    If ur filipino throw it up!

  24. e3Jayy

    Holy crap man, this was the shyt!! i liked the basketball dunk thingy lmao that was hialrious and then that streetfighter…shoot forward lmAo. lol Nice Vid, nicely done.

  25. prinsipe ng philippines

    HOLY CRAP MAN!!!

    HOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY CCCCRRRRRAAAAAPPPPP MMMMMAAAAAYYYYNNNNEEEE

    ….HOY JAYMAR PUNTA SA CANDADA, KASI FUNNY KA….AND YOU SHOULD GET FAMOUS YA NA MEAN LIKE MTV LOL

    you think you know but you porgot

  26. scott

    HOLY CRAP MAN

  27. matt

    we dont speak tagalog hear

  28. Stealth

    BATTONS BAABEE TWO BAATONS!! LMFAO

  29. [M] Monte

    That was the BEST!!
    I luv it!!
    great job

  30. Kuya Billy

    You think you know how your father’s wife’s sister’s uncle Rolando Jones told your brothers roommate’s roommate that he doesn’t have any inklings of any ideas of my intentions towards the gentleman to whom I was talking, but you have no idea.

    You know, it IS very hard to make a libing here!

  31. tash

    hahah heyy did you used to be FOB or sumthing ? cuz ur accent is like perfect !! haha ii love this vid of u guys

  32. ron

    Holy Crap man! hahah my physics teacher is filipino and he sounds the same. awesome job man, im not hating or anything, its just hella funny.

  33. ako si...

    mahal kita jaymar
    ur sexy and very funny
    msg me =D

  34. Jun-a-tan

    LMAO jab, fierce, shoot forward, round house

  35. Heidi saecho

    FUCKING SEXY!

  36. jerrick smith

    will you marry me

  37. Cielo

    Hahaha~! Nakakatawa ‘to talaga! Good job!

  38. miss blue pen

    ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha that was the funniest thing i ever saw and omigoshhhh i love uuuuu!!!!!

  39. pinnoykiddddddd

    lol thats hilarious ~!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. WOOT PINOY

    HAHA lol u guys are funnt cause filipinos rock!
    when terry was about to do the dunk it didnt show! it just
    went to the sean wheere he was on it! LOL U R AWSOME!
    Keep up the good work touchblue! Magaling kayo!

  41. Jennifer

    On June 6, 2007 at 8:49 pm, Heidi saecho said

    FUCKING SEXY!

    sexy. wait, how’s it sexy?

  42. Jennifer

    lol. holy crap. u thought u did, but i don’t no… =p

  43. byrd

    This was hillarious….my friends were right