Gavin Newsome, self-proclaimed mayor of San Francisco and usurper of wives, recently admitted to having an affair with the wife of his campaign manager, Alex Tourk. Shame Shame. Read More »
I must warn you: What you are about to see is graphic and disturbing.
For some time I have felt an ominous energy building up from deep in the core of this planet. As if to forebode an imminent evil, this energy has surfaced some of my darkest fears. It has invaded my mind with the shrieks of women and children in panic. Overcome by an obsession to find out what exactly has caused this “disturbance in the force”, I have scoured the web for 96 hours straight, and have come across video footage of the most fearsome monster to ever roam God’s green Earth… Read More »
SETTING THE STAGE
I’ve suffered from technophobia for a while now and have a stubborn tendency to hold on to technological relics of the past. For example, In this world of digital photography, I arm myself with a 35mm FILM SLR. My cellphone has no camera, no sim card, and only subpar text messaging capabilities; video games run a distant second to my 1000 piece puzzles, board games, and books; I just recently closeted my 13″ TV/VCR combo to make room for a new DVD player; and had I not bought a Macbook last summer that came with a free nano, I would still be carrying around a portable CD player. Read More »
In retaliation to continually rising education costs, Crayola revealed it’s subliminal campaign, “#2.” With the popular trend of colors-for-a-cause: red for aids, pink for breast cancer, yellow for Livestrong; a symbol to promote higher education has been overdue. Thus, #2 lead.
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