1. I thought that was a bottle of authentic Vermont maple syrup. This would probably better explain the Hmong – allucinations.
2. When that first dude was picking out his costume for their broken-heart ballad vid, he thought to himself: “Ahhh, nothing says ‘smooth operator’ like these faux camo pants and this XXXXL white t-shirt”. And frankly, he was right.
3. After filming the final scene where our hero channels Sean Penn in his thumbtacky, door-slammy, rage; I imagine that the genius in charge of this production was like: “You… you…. you nailed it!”