Infidelity is NOT COOL…unless it’s sung in the key of E flat

February 1, 2007 by Abe Cajudo
Breaking news from the Bay Area!



Man, Mayor, Myth

Gavin Newsome, self-proclaimed mayor of San Francisco and usurper of wives, recently admitted to having an affair with the wife of his campaign manager, Alex Tourk. Shame Shame. Ruby Rippey-Tourk (or as I like to phonetically call her, RRRRRT), once worked as Mayor Newsome’s secretary. Alex Tourk spoke to the mayor in private after finding out, and then resigned from office. Poor guy. I can only speculate on what the two talked about in that meeting, but the version in my head sounded a little like this:

Warning! Explicit lyrics

Please stay classy in your relationships. Or at least sing songs about them afterwards. I like songs. =)



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One Response to “Infidelity is NOT COOL…unless it’s sung in the key of E flat”

  1. Dianne
    February 3, 2007 at 4:37 pm |

    bob barker says, “have your mayors/presidents/politicians/world leaders spayed or neutered.”